This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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