Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Drunk is not a location!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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