No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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