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(817): View more from Texas

I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?

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(614): View more from Ohio

Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen

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(704): View more from North Carolina

When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell

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(631): View more from New York

i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon

(1-631): View more from New York

been there done that

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(785): View more from Kansas

First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha

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(303): View more from Colorado

Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.

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(309): View more from Illinois

He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...

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