No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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