i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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