i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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