You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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