a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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