he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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