guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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