Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
We are two peas in an std pod
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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