Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

I heard we made out

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(716): View more from New York

So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?

(1-716): View more from New York

I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her

(716): View more from New York

Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild

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(540): View more from Virginia

ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.

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(914): View more from New York

We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.

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(254): View more from Texas

I'M GETTING MARRIED!

(512): View more from Texas

YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!

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(214): View more from Texas

things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's

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(419): View more from Ohio

Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.

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(716): View more from New York

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?

(716): View more from New York

By the way, you're banned for life.

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(425): View more from Washington

I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.

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