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• (217): View more from Illinois

  she looks like luggage that fell from a plane

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• (650): View more from California

  I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history

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• (805): View more from California

  Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  can i bring anything?

  (443): View more from Maryland

  Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  is there a theme i should know about?

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.

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• (831): View more from California

  Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Both questions will answer each other.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow

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