she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow