census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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