My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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