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Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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