I want to stick my p in your. b.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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