u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I hate all girls vehemently.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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