Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
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I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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