it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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