She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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