belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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