i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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