I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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