The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We are two peas in an std pod
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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