You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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