Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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