Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
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okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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