Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy