No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
These tits shall not be calmed
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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