He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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