marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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