You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
me + whiskey = a bad person
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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