maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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