My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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Oh Jesus.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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