Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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