My first STD was from a foam party
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
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Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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