Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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