I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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