big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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