No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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