fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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