Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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