Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
just tell him i said nine months
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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