omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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