i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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Alive.
So much puke
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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