i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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