I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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