and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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