it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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