I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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