you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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