summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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