To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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